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Friday Freebie: The “A-Letter”

I love free stuff. And I bet a lot of you do as well. Which is why I’m starting a new series called “Friday Freebie,” where every so often I’ll introduce you to some free, yet possibly useful, finds of mine related to topics covered in this blog, starting with this post.

One of my favorite free newsletters that I like to read on a regular basis is the “A-Letter” that’s published by The Sovereign Society. The “A-Letter” is their “free offshore financial e-newsletter containing late breaking news, commentary and ground breaking advice about everything effecting the ‘offshore world’ delivered straight to your email inbox, six times per week.” Anyway, I thought the April 1 edition of the “A-Letter” was a real keeper— and thought-provoking. Here’s an excerpt from that issue:

2009 seems to be working out to be the “year of the fool” judging from headlines like…

 The Social Security Surplus is already gone…fini…no more. “Expected” to last through 2017, thanks to rosy estimates from the bean-counters in Washington, the surplus was annihilated in last year’s stock market crash…meaning the U.S. government will likely need to raise hundreds of billions more in Treasury sales in the coming years…aside from the trillions already scheduled, of course.

 Apparently dissatisfied with only causing the biggest bankruptcy in recorded history, a former Lehman Exec decided to gamble with 44 million American pensions. Former Lehman Managing Director Charles Millard – acting as head of the Pension Benefit Guarantee Corp. (PBGC, the federal government’s safety net for pensions) – boldly moved a substantial portion of the PBGC’s funds out of “boring” bonds and into promising stocks…all in hopes of avoiding a future government bailout. Unfortunately, he started this plan mid last-year, and his picks were already down by 23% at the end of September ‘08. Oh yeah, and he was almost a trillion in deficit when he started.

 Obama says Detroit Bankruptcy Restructuring is “inevitable,” after the latest round of media back-and-forth that pushed Waggoner out the door with a US$20 Million+ retirement package. I can’t tell you how glad I am that we gave these yahoos US$17 Billion last year just to stall the bankruptcy process for a few months. What a great investment that was.

 And on a similar note (wink wink) “The administration of President Obama is suffering very, very strong pressure from sectors affected by the U.S. economic recession,” (ed.: *cough* UAW *cough*) “and that is preventing it from acting correctly,” said Mexican President Felipe Calderon in a recent interview. A look at the list of Obama’s biggest campaign contributors suggests that Felipe was right on. Change? Well, I suppose changing from a neo-conservative puppet of an oil-man to a “bought and & paid for” cog in the Chicago machine does count as “change.”

 And just when you thought hypocrisy couldn’t possibly raise itself to new heights in Washington, President Obama nominated yet another tax dodger to his cabinet in Kathleen Sebelius, his nominee to Health and & Human Services. She owes US$7,000 in total due to some “unintentional mistakes.” Funny thing is, when I make an “unintentional mistake” on my returns, I tend to get whacked with fees, calls and threats from the IRS. Good thing she’s a member of the “Washington Club.”

 Housing Prices are Falling Faster than any other time on record, at least according to Case Shiller’s highly reliable statistics. The 20-city average decline hit 19% in January, muffling any speculation of a bottom forming in the housing market.

 Banks are Refusing to Take Ownership of Properties at the End of the Foreclosure Process in cities all across America, because the cost of the process is higher than the rapidly-declining value of the underlying real estate. But homeowners aren’t off the hook…they’re still obligated to take care of their mortgage and handle any maintenance and repairs that occur in the months after they vacate due to foreclosure.

 Commercial Real Estate Lenders are hesitating to push borrowers into bankruptcy for reasons ranging from misguided optimism to the harsh reality of having to write those debts off. As evidenced by companies like General Growth Properties and Centro, CRE borrowers are staving off bankruptcy for much longer than they would in any other situation. Apparently wishful thinking still qualifies as a business plan in some circles.

 And now the OECD is pleading the EU to begin Quantitative Easing, aka “printing money and throwing it at the problem.” Germany’s so far been vehemently against the idea, for reasons including the problems Eric highlighted with QE in the EU.

So…Which One was the Joke?

Could you figure it out? Which one of the above was a joke?

Well…you’re right. None of them were; they’re all real. I suppose that’s the joke…albeit a very morbid and existentialist joke. But hey, I work with what I’ve got.

And what’s worse; following this crisis as it unfolds on a daily basis, watching every blip of news and trying to decipher what it means for you and I – I’m starting to feel like the joke’s on us.

Us the taxpayers…us the voters. Even us the dollar holders, because the “inflation tax” that will surely follow Washington’s blundering bailouts will bushwhack the value of everyone’s dollars…no matter whether you’re American, Mexican, pink, purple, green or some lily-livered presidentially-appointed tax-cheat.

Hey, who said there was no such thing as a free lunch?

Source:

“In 2009, Every Day is April Fool’s Day!”
“A-Letter” Newsletter
Matt Collins
Sovereign Society, April 1, 2009