Signs Of The Time, Part 9

You’ve got to hand it to J.G. Wentworth. As cheesy as their commercials may be— they’re catchy. Even if they send the wrong message sometimes…

A couple of weeks ago, my girlfriend’s cousin put on a birthday party for her son Robbie, who turned 5-years-old. Unfortunately, I was unable to attend. However, I was told that in one of his birthday cards little Robbie received a $2 bill. Seeing that Robbie was still opening his cards and presents, Robbie’s dad took the $2 bill away and told the birthday boy he would hold onto the money for safekeeping. Furious, Robbie screamed out:

“It’s MY money, and I want it NOW!!!”

Somehow, I don’t think Robbie’s parents are big fans of J.G. Wentworth right now…

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